"Are you sure you want it to be tonight?"
"Aye. I'm still slightly pished, so I think that'll help."
"I'm not doing this if you're drunk."
"I said slightly! Just enough to relax. Or maybe sleep, if you don't do something to keep me awake."
Fergus proffered a sobriety test. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Both the ones I want inside me."
I love these two.