"Images of Dominic dressed up flashed through my mind. Eyeliner wearing, cape-slinging vampire. Sexy, suspender-clad firefighter. Shirtless, dirty construction worker. I was a one-man Buzzfeed article on slutty costumes."
I know the feeling, Luke. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who dress up in slutty Halloween costumes and people like me, who are just sitting here masturbating to them. :-/